Math Jokes

You don't have to be a genius to nerd out on these smart math jokes. That's right, even dummies find them funny!

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Zero Sum Puns

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes…

Professors Define a Kiss

In math: Two divided by nothing. In physics:…

Hear About the Statistician...

Hear about the statistician 
who drowned…

A Joke of Little Value...

Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s…

A Genius Solution

I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's…

Why Should 288...

Q: Why should the number 288 never be…

Why do Mathematicians...

Q: Why do mathematicians like parks? A:…

Noah and the Snakes

With the Ark settled safely after the flood, Noah…

What do You Call a Number...

Q: What do you call a number that can't keep…

The House Problem

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are…

An Average Joke

Q: Did you hear the one about the…

Vice President of Rock

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar? A: An…

Invariable Consequences

Q: How do mathematicians scold their…

Chicken Strips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius…

Solve for XX

Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house…

The Engineer, the Physicist, and the Mathematician

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are…

Infinitely Many Mathematicians...

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar…

Law of Diminishing Returns

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some…