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Career Changes

My mother has tried her hand at several careers, some even concurrently. Imagine the surprise of both a hospital patient and my mom when the patient awoke after surgery and, upon seeing who her nurse’s aide was, yelled, "What are you doing? You’re the woman who helped me pick out interior paint colors!"

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The Cruelest Cut

After a checkup, a doctor asked his patient, “Is there anything you’d like to…

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Unusual Changes

When I went back to the medical lab to have some blood drawn, I was greeted with a battery of…

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Cool Doctor

I just met the coolest gynecologist. He's an O.B.G.B.Y.O.B.

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Attack

I overheard two EMT volunteers talking about the time they went to the aid of an elderly man. As…

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Going to the Doctor

My husband went to the cardiologist after experiencing symptoms of a heart attack. "I had…

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Genes

They've just found a gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a…

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Career Changes

My mother has tried her hand at several careers, some even concurrently. Imagine the surprise of…

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Math Problems

When a patient was wheeled into our emergency room, I was the nurse on duty. "On a scale of…

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Funny Sample

It was time for my dog's annual checkup. Following the vet's instructions, I collected a stool…

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Insurance Policy

When my insurance company refused to pay for my newborn son's circumcision, I got a letter…