Smooth Operator

Scene: A call-center operator on the phone with a doctor.

Doctor: If you don’t turn my cell phone back on today, I’ll tell the families of my patients and their 
lawyers that you are responsible 
for my patients’ deaths because 
I couldn’t be reached.

Operator: Sir, if you are expecting your patients to die, perhaps they should switch to a different physician.

From overheardintheoffice.com