Military Jokes

Visiting a new port is always exciting, and when our destroyer docked in Kiel, Germany, it was no…

During my time in the Navy, everyone was getting KP or guard duty except me. Not wanting to get in…

I didn't enlist in the Army -- I was drafted. So I wasn't going to make life easy for anyone…

When my very pregnant niece, a sergeant in the New York Army National Guard, accidentally knocked…

Upon returning from a stint in Iraq, my sister insisted that the best part about being home was…

I'd been secretly dating for several months, and it was time to break the news to my very…

I was in our local VA hospital when a clerk began scolding a veteran who’d lit up a cigarette…

After I spoke at a grade school assembly about veterans, a student asked, "Were you ever in a…

I was in Afghanistan speaking with a reporter as a soldier packed her things. The major came over…

Before he was deployed to Afghanistan, my brother Ken was lamenting over how many people seemed…