Mom Jokes

We may joke about your momma, but our laughs come with lots of mom love

MSW?!
(Mom say what?!)

Texting acronyms can stump even the best parents: Mom: Your…

Planedemonium

The first time my mother flew, she was a nervous wreck…

Jimmy Fallon Asked For Embarrassing Texts From Moms…

I once got a text from my mom where “You’re amazing”…

Founding Mothers

“My great-grandma gave me this money,” said my…

Young Help

In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated…

Just Visiting

My mom moved into a new condo, and I went to visit for a…

Mom's Movie Reviews

Renting a film? Check My Mom’s Movie Review, where…

The Final Fix

I can’t tell the difference between a rose and a…

Family Ties

My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was…

Meeting Mom

My cousin was in love and wanted to introduce his…

Eat the Colors

Over dinner, I explained the health benefits of a colorful…

Family Matters

“Why doesn’t your mother like me?” a…

Mother-in-Law Suite

My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she…

Mom's Call

I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake…

Unused Gift

Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a…

Family Restaurant

The night we took our three young sons to an upscale…

Rare Phone Call

My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of…

Dinner Table Gaffe

A couple invited some people to dinner. At the…

Perfect Timing

On vacation in Hawaii, my step- mom, Sandy, called a…

Always Questioning

My mother is always trying to understand what motivates…

Overeater

Although I knew I had put on a few pounds, I didn’t…

Household Duties

One rainy morning, my mother went for her daily run. As she…

Eating Up

Mother and I were discussing our mutual weight problem one…

Cool Family

I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my…

Sick Habit

A couple of hours into a visit with my mother she noticed I…

Out of Tune

While driving on the highway, my daughter noticed a child…

Like Mother Like Daughter

On our way to my parents’ house for dinner one…

Family Confusion

When I arrived at school for my daughter’s…

Change in Appearance

While doing renovations in our house, one of the workmen…