Mom Jokes

While driving on the highway, my daughter noticed a child in the window of a car in the next lane…

Our teenage son, Marc, never misses an opportunity to remind us that he needs his own car. One…

My mother is always trying to understand what motivates people, especially those in her family. One…

A couple invited some people to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their…

My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she was listing. The house had a second-floor…

While doing renovations in our house, one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of me…

The night we took our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time, my husband…

My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never…

Over dinner, I explained the health benefits of a colorful meal to my family. "The more…

Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her…