Nervous for Different Reasons
When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. My friend Linda, who was born and raised there, was completely blasé. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.
She looked worried until I stammered, "I think that we’re having an earthquake."
"Thank goodness," Linda said. "I thought something was wrong with my car."
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