Not What You Think

Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn’t help but stare when a burly biker wearing black leather jacket and chaps pulled up next to me on a shocking pink Harley Davidson. My first thoughts were, "Is that really a pink Harley? I wonder if he’s…"

Just then the traffic cleared and he pulled in front of me. On the back of his helmet were stenciled the words "Yes it is. No I’m not."