Our community still has teenage curfew laws. One night I was listening to my scanner when the police dispatcher said, "We have a report of a 14-year-old male out after curfew. The subject, wearing jeans and a gray sweatshirt, is six-foot-four and weighs 265 pounds."
After a long pause, one of the patrols replied, "As far as I’m concerned, he can go anywhere he wants."
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