Painting the Car
Hal’s handyman wasn’t the swiftest guy on earth. But he was cheap, and so was Hal, which is why he hired the guy to paint his porch for $50. "You tightwad," scolded Hal’s wife. "Our porch covers half of the house! He’ll be there for days." Hal simply smirked.
An hour later, there was a knock at the door. The handyman had finished. "How did you get done so quickly?" Hal asked.
"It was a piece of cake," the handyman replied. "Oh, and it’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
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