Party Icebreakers to Avoid

Going to a party soon? Here are some icebreakers to avoid:
"I can see you’re not one of those ‘shallow’ people who’s super-concerned about appearance."

"Sit back, relax, and allow me to explain the importance of composting."

"I don’t really see why we need art."

"What’s your all-time favorite coupon?"

"What’s your dream toothpaste?"

"I wouldn’t call them actual voices. More like hyenas scratching at the walls of my brain."

"These look like lice, right? Apparently, they’re just chiggers."