Funny Puns

As I helped my elderly neighbor clean out his garage, I stumbled upon an ax in the corner. "That…

The insurance industry loves its acronyms. The first time I saw the term proof of ownership was in…

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" The doctor replies, "Sorry, I…

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was…

Some people have a knack for remembering faces. Others, according to this e-mail I received at…

Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty."Do you have six cents?"…

I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I…

One of the less difficult blanks to fill in on our job-agency application is "Position…

While I was performing in a show outside Chicago, there was a gentleman who could often be found…

If you are always straightening things, you have OCD. If you are always eating things, you have…




