Relationship Jokes

Relationships with friends and family are all about love -- and about laughs, as these jokes prove.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Bad Things to Tell Your Wife

A commercial boasted that its product could help…

Lying in Bed

I was cuddling with my girlfriend, and she said…

Dating a Hoarder

I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with…

Notable Never-isms

• Never try to tell everything you know. It may…

Sock it to Me

On the first night of their 
honeymoon, the…

Confessions of a Military Wife

My husband is infantry, and 
he said the most…

This Classified ad Speaks Volumes:

“Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair;…

It's A Small World...

I think the expression “It’s a small world”…

A Familiar Patient

A weeping woman bursts into her…

My wife says I’m unsophisticated...

My wife says I’m unsophisticated and…

Flower Therapy

“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the…

Gift of The Magi?

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend that…

Better Late Than Never

After waiting two hours for her date, Sarah…

A Beautiful Friendship

I was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday…