Halloween Costume

My six-year-old son was excited about his Halloween costume. "I’m going to be the Pope," he said.

"Ian, you can’t be the Pope," I said. "You’re not Catholic. You’re Lutheran."

Ian hadn’t thought about that. So he considered his alternatives. After a few minutes, he asked, "Is Dracula a Lutheran?"

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