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House Call

When our minister and his wife visited our neighbor, her four-year-old daughter answered the door. "Mom!"she yelled toward the living room. "God’s here, and he brought his girlfriend."

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A Costly Confession

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would cost $6 per person…

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A Sign From Above

Spotted on a church marquee: "Love your enemies; After all, You made them."

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Church Bulletin

As church secretary, I prepare the bulletin for each week’s services. One Sunday morning, I…

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Happy Confession

A man with a huge grin approaches a priest. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he…

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Flip the Switch

After ringing cell phones ruined a service, our rabbi laid down the law in the latest temple…

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Exciting Palindromes

The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read…

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House Call

When our minister and his wife visited our neighbor, her four-year-old daughter answered the door…

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My Service

Meeting with my new pastor, I asked if I could have a church service when I eventually die…

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Confession

En route to church to make his first confession, my nervous seven-year-old grandson asked me what…

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Symbolic

Is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?