Wrong Day

Our minister’s sermon was about how the institution of marriage is under assault in popular culture. He cited the show Desperate Housewives .

"How many are going to watch the season finale this week?" he challenged.

When no one raised a hand, he smiled. "Nobody’s willing to admit to being a fan?"

My mom whispered to me, "Actually, the finale was last week."

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