School Jokes

Smart-mouthed students can give teachers a run for their money. Want to get ahead in class? Take a minute to study the funniest anecdotes from schools across the country.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Projecting Happiness

One hard thing to explain to teens is how…

Honor Among Thieves

A mother complained to my wife, 
a…

Who Taught You That?

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,”…

Thanks, I Think


I recently ran into an old student of mine, who…

There's a Timeout in His Future

“Hurry up or we'll be late!” shouts a teacher…

Education Got You Down?

Why was the math book sad? Because it had so…

Told You So

"How do you spell toad?" one of my…

Ivy League Music

A month after Donald MacDonald started at…

Mark Twain Quote

After a day of listening to my eighth graders…

Maturing Process

During my eighth-grade sex education class, no…

Easy Math

Question on second-grade math quiz: "Tony…

Plagiarism

At a planning meeting at my college, I…

Happy Trails

When my summer teaching post in the Czech…

True Feelings

During a lecture on the influence of media on…

Keeping Track

Found in a heap of recycled files donated to our…

A Good Choice

There was a typo on a test I was taking. Instead…

Fun Class

Seen outside a professor's door at Georgetown…

Little Problems

Our school had just installed a new…

Textbook

Discovered: why our nation's education system is…

Literacy Testing

My son, a high school senior, went to take a…

Evangelist

Teacher: What is an evangelist? Student: Someone…

Fishing

Teacher: Why can't freshwater fish live in salt…

Library Time

Teacher: Mira went to the library at 5:15 and…

Well Wishers

For 98 percent of the students at the school…

Perfect Attendance

Our local newspaper lists recipients of school…

Front Office

When our students began raising donations for…

Flight Training

An amateur pilot wannabe, I knew I'd finally made…

4 Funny Attempts at Speaking English

English is tough to learn, as these attempts from…

The Miracle of Life

In lectures on human genetics, I explained to my…

Friendly Reminder

During my first meeting with my physically…

Apology Accepted

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down…

Moving On

When our school librarian announced she was…

Slightly Off

One of our projects at military leadership school…

Brains

I'd contacted a butcher to get sheep brains for a…

Listening Skills

"Guess what?" yelled my high schooler…

Among the Living

Interviewing a college applicant, the dean of…

Silly Teacher

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with…

Unusual Beauty Contestant

An e-mail from our school principal: "The…

Paying Attention

When a nosy fourth-grade student wanted the scoop…

Dumb Luck

Flummoxed by his true-false final exam, a student…

It's Time To Go To School!

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up…

Music To My Ears

I was a percussion major when I was in college…

Eating Out

I was teaching a life-skills class to my high…

New Trend

After his first day back at school in the fall, I…

Not a Bookworm

The college football player knew his way around…

Other Form of Transportation

We live less than a quarter-mile from the high…

Personal Question

During our computer class, the teacher chastised…

Saying the Right Side

Four students walked in halfway through the…

Taking a Trip

At the beginning of my junior year at…

Too Much Television

One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I…

VCR Skills

While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade…

Bad Grades

Parents are justifiably upset when their children…

Car Distraction

Did you hear about the college professor who was…

Chemistry Slang

As a fund-raiser, the chemistry club designed and…

Criminal Knowledge

My father began teaching business classes at the…

Missing the S

Shortly after my son started college, the…

paperless

Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom…

Achy Bones

My friend John came into French class one Monday…

Big Question

According to the Internet: Students in a Harvard…

Child Talk

In honor of Memorial Day, the teacher I worked…

Light Reading

Most of my English literature classmates thought…

Southern Representative

Danny was hard to miss at our school. A Civil War…

Stars in the Sky

Freshmen in the general-science class at Mark…

Grammar Lesson

Driving my car one afternoon, I rolled through a…

Hard Worker

A police car with flashing lights pulled me over…

Preaching to the Choir

A friend was assigned a new post teaching English…

Flu Symptoms

At the school where my mother worked, the two…

Office Hours

When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved…

Bar School

The board of education in a nearby town sold off…

Matchmaker

A student in my math course at Ohlone State…

School Supplies

After registering for his high school classes, my…

Smart in Some Areas

Toward the end of the school year, the…

Class Act

Recently I was grading history tests for my…

Fitting Into Small Spaces

Walking through the hallways at the middle school…

Loss Over Technology

The 104-year-old building that had served as the…

Male and Female

Faculty members at Texas Christian university…

More Than Welcomed

My fellow teacher called for help—she…

Planning Ahead

The day before my graduation from Soldan High…