My mother and my wife—both nurses—were shopping together when a woman in a nearby dressing room fell unconscious. Mom discovered that the woman wasn’t breathing, so she and my wife started CPR and revived the shopper just as paramedics arrived.
They loaded the woman onto a gurney and were rolling her out of the store when she yelled, "Stop!" My mother and my wife thought maybe she wanted to thank them, but instead she said, "I still want to buy those dresses."
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