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Shrinking

After years of battling the bulge, my sister finally lost weight. In fact, she shed so many pounds that her suits began to sag, leading one co-worker to suggest she alter her clothes to fit her new figure.

"Not yet," my sister said. "Let me enjoy the sag a little while first."

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