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Silly Signs

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They’re Always Right

A sign outside a Bradenton, Florida, restaurant didn’t mince words: "Closed, Thanks to Our Customers."

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Not a Promising Sign

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Good Gifts

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Lost Gato

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Security System

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Beware of Dog

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Wedding Band

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Sofa Sale

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