Sports Jokes

You don't have to be an athlete to work out these sports jokes.

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Cut and Run

The one thing I’ve learned from the World Cup…

Poor Sports

Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of…

Virginal Word Choice

The topic of my student’s essay was the…

10-Pin Puns

I recently stumbled upon 
my favorite new…

The Camper's Second Opinion

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is…

If I'm on the Course and Lightning Starts...

If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I…

Swimming is Confusing...

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes…

Lunchtime MVP

Bacon was definitely the 
first-round draft…

It’s weird that NFL players...

It’s weird that NFL players don’t constantly…

I prefer the tight yoga pants...

I prefer the tight yoga pants football players…

Anyone who thinks women...

Anyone who thinks women talk too much has never…

My dad didn’t text...

My dad didn’t text me after the Patriots game…

The rules of football...

The rules of football and the plot of The…

Anyone who's just driven...

Anyone who’s just driven 90 yards against huge…

Definition, Please?

During graduate school, I tutored a football…

Your Move

"I was playing chess with my friend, and he said…

In Training

I identify with football players because I know…

Dangerous Name

When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the…

Not Looking Good

I already regret my choice of Juilliard to win…

Women and Sports

The reason women don't play football is that 11…

Changing Money

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the…

Fitness Tip

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you…

Fighting for Honor

In honor of our armed forces, the University of…

Our 15 Favorite Football Jokes

Read our funniest jokes just in time for the…

Team Support

While I was working security at a football game…

Defensive Driving

I'm not good at sports, but I like parallel…

No "I" in Team

One of the players on our junior high football…

On the Sidelines

I was sprawled on the living-room couch watching…

Teed Off

Fred comes home from his usual Saturday golf…

Good Seats

Looking down the stairs at a football game, a fan…

Translation

Q: How do you say "Michael Phelps" in…

By the Seasons

When the patient was wheeled into the emergency…

Spare Change Date

Football finally makes sense. A guy took his…

Being a Good Sport

Halfway through dinner one night, our friend Jim…

Helping Out

Our high school has lots of spirit, but that…

Proud Parent

I was sitting behind an enthusiastic mom at my…

Telephone Number

As a high-school football coach, I'm aware that…

Classic Feelings

As a Catholic, I'm partial to Notre Dame…

Losing the Game

Driving home dejected from Baton Rouge…

Exercise Route

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him…

Rooting for the Other Team

About to have a blood test, I nervously waited…

Running Days

A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him…

Surgery at the Game

On a Saturday afternoon when football fever was…

Unconscious

Standing on the sidelines, during a game being…

Batter Up

I played for a semipro baseball team. At every…

Benchwarmer

It was the first day of basketball practice at…

Never Going Away

Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I…

Rooting for the Right Team

Blood may be thicker than water, but baseball…