Sports Jokes

I identify with football players because I know what it's like to spend your whole life training…

When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young…

The reason women don't play football is that 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The…

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far…

In honor of our armed forces, the University of South Carolina football team used the backs of…

While I was working security at a football game, a fan spilled beer on a cheerleader's pop-poms. As…

I'm not good at sports, but I like parallel parking. Unlike sports, the worse you are at parallel…




