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Telephone Number

As a high-school football coach, I’m aware that student athletes tend to focus too much on sports. A fellow coach, Bob, was talking about one such player, who called him at home one night. When his wife informed the kid that Bob wasn’t home, he became frantic and said he had to speak to the coach right away.

"Just calm down, and I’ll have him call you as soon as he gets home," the coach’s wife told him. "What’s your number?"

The flustered kid replied, "Three."

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