Sports Jokes

Looking down the stairs at a football game, a fan spots an open seat on the 50-yard line. He asks…

Football finally makes sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had…

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The…

One of the players on our junior high football team never saw action in a game. But my brother, the…

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far…

Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came…

Fred comes home from his usual Saturday golf game. "What a terrible day," he tells his…

When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young…

The reason women don't play football is that 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

When the patient was wheeled into the emergency room, I could tell he was out of it. I asked if he…