10 Quotes About Springtime
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party’”"
“The weather here is gorgeous. It’s mild and feels like it’s in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.”
“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.”
– Josh Billings
“Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.”
– Henry Ward Beecher
“Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes.”
– Clare Ansberry
“The earth laughs in flowers.”
– e e cummings
“At my age flowers scare me.”
– George Burns
“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
– Doug Larsen
“A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.”
– H. L Mencken
Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? Because they are rain deer.
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Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole? That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
Who delivers Christmas presents to good little sharks when they're sleeping? Santa Jaws!
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!
What does December have that other months don't have? The letter D.
What is a lion's favorite Christmas carol? Jungle Bells.
Why did the children call St. Nick "Santa Caus"? Because there was Noël.
What did the reindeer say before telling his joke?This one'll sleigh you!
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Never eat more than you can lift. —Miss Piggy
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A feminist jumps out of a manhole … oh, and she didn't like that. —Bill Bailey
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