Thanksgiving Jokes
Talk turkey with our funny Thanksgiving jokes and quotes.
When a Butterball Talk-Line staffer asked a caller what state her turkey was in (meaning how thawed…
A woman in her seventies, cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time, called Butterball for…
A proud gentleman called to tell the Butterball staff how he wrapped his turkey in a towel and…
A gentleman called Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line to tell the operator he cut his…
A disappointed woman called Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line wondering why her turkey had…
One caller to Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line had always cut the legs off the turkey…
"Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12…
"Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out."—Nicole Hollander
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin…
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."—Erma Bombeck
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin…
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."—Erma Bombeck
A gentleman called Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line to tell the operator he cut his…
"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."—Jay…
"If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch you must first invent the…
A disappointed woman called Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line wondering why her turkey had…
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my…
"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed—like…
A woman in her seventies, cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time, called Butterball for…
"Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out."—Nicole Hollander
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