Thanksgiving Jokes

Talk turkey with our funny Thanksgiving jokes and quotes.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

State Bird

When a Butterball Talk-Line staffer asked a…

All in the Family

A woman in her seventies, cooking Thanksgiving…

It’s a Wrap

A proud gentleman called to tell the Butterball…

Carving the Turkey

A gentleman called Butterball's Thanksgiving…

Upside Down Turkey Surprise

A disappointed woman called Butterball's…

Turkey Help in a Pinch

One caller to Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey…

The Best Time to Eat?

"Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare…

Keep It Fresh

"Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum…

Sweeter Than Salad

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest…

Pour You Another Glass?

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a…

'I'm Stuffed!'

"We're having something a little different this…

A Scientist's Recipe for Apple Pie

"If you wish to make an apple pie truly from…

A Traditional Holiday

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned…

Too Much Turkey?

"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving…

One for the Vegetarians

"If you want to save a species, simply decide to…