Valentine's Day Jokes

Make your sweetheart giggle this Valentine's Day with our love-inspired joke collection. Because the only good time for love to hurt is when it's funny enough to split your sides.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

She Shoots, She Scores!

Why should you never breakup with a…

Pencil Me In

Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?…

Dive Right In

What did one boat say to the other? "Are you up…

Broken Heart

What did the guy with the broken leg say to his…

Celebrating July 4th

What do you say to your single friends on…

Read All About It

Every Valentine's Day our campus newspaper has a…

Making the Grade

My high-school English teacher was well known for…

Perfectly Paired Puns

As Valentine's Day approached, I tried to think…

Dates from Hell

Have a date for Valentine’s Day? Hope it…

Olive

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive…

Devoted and Determined

During World War II my parents had planned a…

Mower Than a Greeting Card

My friend Mark and I work in a lawn-mower-parts…

9 to 5 Love

My husband, a certified public accountant, works…

Pastoral Passion

The lingerie store where my aunt works was…

Sweet Nothings (.com)

My boyfriend Hans and I met online. After dating…

Check Out a Romance

I met my husband while I was working in a science…

A Little Nuts About Love

Driving through Southern California, I stopped at…