Valentine's Day Jokes
Make your sweetheart giggle this Valentine's Day with our love-inspired joke collection. Because the only good time for love to hurt is when it's funny enough to split your sides.

During World War II my parents had planned a romantic Valentine's Day wedding. Suddenly my father…

Every Valentine's Day our campus newspaper has a section for student messages. Last year my…

My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I…

My friend Mark and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. Somehow Mark got the idea that his wife…

My husband, a certified public accountant, works 15-hour days for the first few months of the year…

The lingerie store where my aunt works was crowded with shoppers selecting Valentine's Day gifts…

My boyfriend Hans and I met online. After dating a long time, I introduced him to my uncle, who was…

I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest…

Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and…

As Valentine's Day approached, I tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I…
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