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Valentine's Day Jokes

Make your sweetheart giggle this Valentine's Day with our love-inspired joke collection. Because the only good time for love to hurt is when it's funny enough to split your sides.

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Mower Than a Greeting Card

My friend Mark and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. Somehow Mark got the idea that his wife did not want a card on Valentine’s Day, but when he spoke to her on the phone he discovered she was expecting one. Not having time to buy a card on his way home, Mark was in a quandary. Then he looked at the lawn-mower trade magazines scattered around the office—and got an idea. Using scissors and glue, he created a card with pictures of mowers, next to which he wrote: “I lawn for you mower and mower each day.”
—Contributed by Gene Hyde

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