Money Jokes

NEW FUNNY JOKES

There Are Two Sure Things: Taxes, and Excuses

Here are the best tried-and-failed excuses…

Money Troubles

I was in small-claims court when I listened in on…

Check Please!

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank…

Renters' Excuses

No one likes coughing up rent. But at least these…

A Charity Case

A local charity had never received a donation…

Lost and Found

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing…

Taxing Notices

To publicize colon cancer screenings, an Idaho…

A Friendly Sale

I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale…

Cup of Coffee

A Brooklyn café is charging $12 for a cup…

The Difference

During an antiharassment seminar at work, I…

True Statement

From our local TV news station, this undeniably…

Dressing the Part

Before my son could start going on job…

It's All in a Name

If your name is on the building, you're rich; if…

Work and Life

I received a letter saying I would not be given…

In the Freezer

My husband is—how should I put…

Car Wars

A guy in a Kia pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce at…

Airline Fees

With airlines adding fees to fees, The Week…

Mind Off the Racetrack

To get his mind off his losing streak at the…

Good Parenting

If you are truly serious about preparing your…

Asking for Help

A devastated-looking man knocks on the door of a…

Cashier

Driving back from Vermont, I stopped at a…

Frugality Now

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a drunk are at a…

Gambling

When he blew a wad of money at my blackjack table…

Cultural Shock

During a visit to our friend's home in Canada, we…

Paying Up

One day at a local café, a woman suddenly…

By the Numbers

We were eating at one of the trendier restaurants…

Odd Gift

I’ve never understood the concept of the…

Great Writer

Visiting a college campus, the prospective…

Some Change

After cashing a check at the bank, the woman in…

The Secret to Success

The pastor decides to use one rich parishioner to…

Taking It With You

Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man…

Cash Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Cash.Cash who?I didn't…

Robin Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Robin.Robin who?Robin…

Delivering Some Notice

Freelance newspaper writers don't get nearly as…

Faulty Safe

On a billboard ad for a safe company:"If…

Too Much Money

My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted…

Guilty Tax Payer

Dear IRS: I'm sending you this money because I…

Penniless

I requested identification from a…

Money Line

Pulling into my service station 45 minutes late…