Political Jokes

Doesn't matter what side of the aisle you sit on, these political jokes will have you rolling down it.

10 Quotes About Springtime

Funny, uplifting and silly quotes about this beautiful time…

Your Move

“I was playing chess with my friend, and he said…

What Doesn’t Kill Ya…

Nobody wants a pain reliever that’s anything less than…

Roe v. Wade

I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of…

The Obituary of Martin Levine

“Martin Levine, owner of a movie theater chain in New…

Lincoln on Lock Down

I don’t know if you’ve ever had only five…

In a Food Court Near You

I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy…

It’s What We’re All Thinking, Anyway

I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and…

Come on, Science

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone…

Positive Thinking

Maybe fear is God’s way of saying, “Pay…

Parental Warning

My father established our relationship when I was seven…

Wasn’t Me

Responsible? Who wants to be responsible? Whenever…

At Your Service

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire…

Melville v. Schwarzenegger

Something very sad about the fact that I haven’t read…

3.14 Pieces to be Exact

Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie. —David Mamet

Diaper Duty

The baby is great. My wife and I have just started potty…

Six Degrees of Separation

The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me…

Also Known as a Smart Man

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s…

The Millennial Breakfast Club

The Internet is just a world passing notes around a…

Food: 1. Man: 0.

The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over…