Political Jokes

Doesn't matter what side of the aisle you sit on, these political jokes will have you rolling down it.

NEW JOKES

A Tough Question, by Jon Stewart

If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t…

The Best of The Onion Magazine Covers

• “I Thought He Was Going to Kill Me”: One…

Jimmy Fallon on ISIS

The Pentagon announced that its fight against…

The Star of Cake Boss Was Arrested...

The star of Cake Boss was 
arrested for DWI…

Parenting Fads According to The Onion

The latest parenting fads, 
according to the…

Airport Insecurity

The head of the TSA resigned after about four…

Notable Never-isms

• Never try to tell everything you know. It may…

Casting a Spell

Can’t believe the National Spelling Bee ended…

Common Ground

The Olympics remind us that no matter what…

...And Your Little Blog, Too!

What if the whole ice-bucket challenge is just a…

Say it With Your Pants

Boy, what a bad guy that guy is, that Vladimir…

You Get What You Pay For

Dollar Tree bought Family Dollar for about $8…

Cut and Run

The one thing I’ve learned from the World Cup…

Incumbent Imbecile

Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading…

Names For Groups You Never Knew

A pride of lions, a gaggle of geese … and…

Popular NSA Pick-Up Lines

“Did you fall from heaven? Because there’s no…

Honestly Kind of Fugly Abe

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this…

Speak Softly, Kick Gently

If you could kick the person in the pants…

Five-Finger Flip-Flop

Give me a one-handed economist! 
All my…

Wake The Prez

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in…

Right to Ignore

Being president is like 
running a cemetery:…

Hold the Presses!

Misadventures in headline writing from around the…

Click Here for History

Historic headlines reimagined for a social…

You Don't have to Go Home, but You Can't Govern Here

Disharmony in Washington, D.C., proved a hassle…

Lampooning Lance

Two Hollywood studios want to bring Lance…

Roe v. Wade

I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the…