Relationship Jokes

Relationships with friends and family are all about love -- and about laughs, as these jokes prove.

Insulation Discrimination

Anyone who says the sexes 
were created equal hasn’t…

I Like My Men Like I Like My …

Sweatpants—Warm. Resilient. 
Covered in cookie crumbs…

Bad Things to Tell Your Wife

A commercial boasted that its product could help people…

Lying in Bed

I was cuddling with my girlfriend, and she said, “I love…

Dating a Hoarder

I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That…

Notable Never-isms

• Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too…

Sock it to Me

On the first night of their 
honeymoon, the husband…

Confessions of a Military Wife

My husband is infantry, and 
he said the most wonderful…

This Classified ad Speaks Volumes:

“Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; also two…

It's A Small World…

I think the expression “It’s a small world” is really…

A Familiar Patient

A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office…

My wife says I’m unsophisticated…

My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to…

Flower Therapy

“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the…

Gift of The Magi?

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted…

Better Late Than Never

After waiting two hours for her date, Sarah concluded…

The Trouble With Dating

Dating is complicated. You don’t believe us? Here are…

Family Matters

“Why doesn’t your mother like me?” a…

Conference Call

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be…

A Beautiful Friendship

I was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night. On…

Dress to Impress

My boyfriend and I were taking his 19-year-old niece to a…

Hairy Situation

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother…