Sports Jokes

You don't have to be an athlete to work out these sports jokes.

50 Funniest Jokes

Laugh more, live longer with the funniest jokes ever.

Contradiction

Seen on the door of a repair shop: WE CAN FIX ANYTHING…

Ever Wonder…

Ever wonder who the genius is who decided to put fire…

Spoiled Rotten

What do you get from a pampered cow?…Spoiled milk.

Underwater

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?…Dam!

Always Silent

If you arrest a mime, do you still have to tell him he has…

Feet Conditions

If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get…

Going and Going

Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive…

Small Dog

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get…

Studying a Different Drama

What do you call a rap star who has studied classical…

Taking Your Money

Did you ever notice: When you put the two words…

A Meaningful Question

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He…

Stylish Numbers

Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight? A. "Nice…

Septic Humor

A passing septic service truck declared "19,500 lbs…

Royal Attire

Q: Where does a king keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

Discount Shopping

Q: Where does a one-armed man shop? A: At a secondhand…

Eternally Optimistic

During a recent meeting of our Optimist Club, we challenged…

Hometown Heroes

Our hometown baseball team is called the Possums. They get…

The Meek Shall Inherit…

The meek shall inherit the earth … if it’s…

Apéritif

Apéritif: French for "a set of dentures."