Reader’s Digest: April 2014

In case you missed it: Follow the links to enjoy bonus content featured in our April 2014 issue.

april 2014 coverWhat Do Dogs Dream About?
Psychology Today suggests they’re probably imagining familiar activities like playing outside or chasing their tail. Interestingly, small breeds tend to dream more than large ones. Just two of the 13 things we didn’t know about man’s best friend!

Surprisingly Inspirational Quotes from Top Comedians
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”—Robin Williams

5 Fruits You Didn’t Realize Cause Gas
· Mangoes
· Apples
· Blackberries
· Plums
· Watermelon

Run, Computer, Run!
Sluggish machine? Try adding more RAM. If you’re considering a memory cleaner, CNET warns, “This process technically frees up RAM, but only in the sense that squeezing a sponge down on a flat surface frees up water-absorbing capability.”

Divine Miracles
From Chicken Soup for the Soul, read six short stories that describe something bigger than us all: a child receiving a heavenly message, a long-gone father somehow delivering a comforting talisman, and a voice urging a wife to a scene of danger.

We (App)rove of This Timesaver
IFTTT.COM—”If This Then That”—is an online service and app that helps users create digital “recipes” to streamline their lives. Check out 13 ingenious IFTTT recipes here to be an efficiency machine in no time!

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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram


A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

Funny Jokes

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.


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Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.


Funny Jokes

My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”


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“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.