Reader’s Digest Extras | June 2012

Additional digital features from our June 2012 issue.

Reader’s Digest Extras | June 2012

EDITOR’S NOTE
Read: Reader’s Digest Editor-in-Chief, Liz Vaccariello, on showing gratitude to veterans »

In case you missed it: Liz on Good Morning America sharing 13 Things Your Landscaper Won’t Tell You »

OUTRAGEOUS!

Slideshow: Outrageous Abuses, Schemes, and Blunders »

RD.COM RECOMMENDS
Contest: Do you live in America’s most interesting town? »

13 THINGS
Bonus: More Things Your Therapist Won’t Tell You »

MORE FOOTSIE PHOTOS

Happy Feet: Travel Photo Idea

PHOTO ESSAY
Video: Go inside the instruments, and watch the Berlin Philharmonic in concert »

AMERICA’S VETERANS
Video: The veterans discuss workplace challenges and uncertain futures »

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Funny Jokes

Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

Funny Jokes

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

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“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram

@kristencarney

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A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

@sixthformpoet

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Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.

From clientsfromhell.net

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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”

@NicCageMatch

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“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 
—Alcohol

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Jokes

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.