Hate fish (with omega-3 fatty acids) and eggs (with choline)? Studies show antioxidants in blueberries, red wine, and vitamin E-rich walnuts may also protect brain cells from damage.
How convenient: Devices now dispense bras in Japan, eggs in Romania, and in Singapore’s 7-Eleven stores, creamy mashed potatoes (with or without gravy).
When “everything’s wrong!”, try using the word “some.” In other words: Some things are going right, some things aren’t. Immediately, your glass will look half full.
We found recipes for a half-dozen homemade brews: thyme tea, flaxseed tea, black pepper tea, lemon pepper juice, honey milk, and almond-orange juice. One of them should cut back your bark.
“We can do not great things. Only small things with great love.”
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Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.