Reader’s Digest: June 2015 Issue

In case you missed it: Follow the links to enjoy bonus content featured in our June 2015 issue.

june 2015 coverBeth Galton for Reader's Digest

Your Winning Poems!
We received over 4,800 entries for the 2015 Reader’s Digest Poetry Contest. Visit rd.com/poetry to see our winners and favorite submissions.

Become a Word Power Star!
For our June issue, we asked Reader’s Digest editors for their favorite words. For part two of this challenge, in our October issue, we’ll highlight 15 reader suggestions–they can be anything from real stumpers you’ve mastered to ones with lilting pronunciations you hold dear. What are your favorite words? Visit rd.com/your-words by July 1 to submit your ideas. Game on!

 

Send Us Your Stories of Kindness
What’s the kindest thing that ever happened to you? Was it heartfelt, surprising—funny? Tell us, we’ll even pay you $100 if we publish it in the magazine. Here’s a sample to get you thinking: June King, of Norwalk, Connecticut, was having trouble parking at a farmer’s market until, she told us in a letter, “a gentleman who was driving by stopped and offered to park my car for me. He then got out my walker and helped me shop. When we finished, he escorted me back to my car, made sure I was safely inside, then left. Apparently, the only reason he had stopped was to help me.”
Now, let’s hear your story of kindness: visit rd.com/kindness to enter.

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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram

@kristencarney

A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

Funny Jokes

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

@sixthformpoet

Funny Jokes

Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.

From clientsfromhell.net

Funny Jokes

My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”

@NicCageMatch

Funny Jokes

“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 
—Alcohol

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

Funny Jokes

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Jokes

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.

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