Here's Book Fare's latest, newest batch of humorous book titles, culled from about 1,000 books that have landed in our offices since the last time I posted a list like this. And once again, these are all actual book titles. (Honest. They're all right here. We can attach photos if need be...)
It's Monday, it's Columbus Day, stocks are soaring as I write this, and I figured, Hey, why not? If it makes your day a little bit lighter, a little bit brighter...
1. Life Doesn't Begin 5 Pounds from Now
2. How Not to Write A Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them; A Misstep by Misstep Guide
3. Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits
4. Grave Expectations: Planning the End Like There's No Tomorrow
5. The Agony and the Agony: Raising a Teenager Without Losing Your Mind
6. Dear Neighbor, Drop Dead
7. A Complaint Is a Gift
8. If You Eat, You Never Die: Chicago Tales
9. Sleep is for the Weak: The Best of the Mommybloggers including Amalah, Finslippy, Fussy, Woulda Coulda Shoulda, Mom 101, and More
10. Is This Thing On?: A Computer Handbook for Late Bloomers, Technophobes, and the Kicking and Screaming
11. Napoleon's Privates: 2,500 Years of History Unzipped
12. 13 is the New 18: And Other Things My Children Taught Me While I Was Having a Nervous Breakdown Being Their Mother
13. The Dinner Diaries: Raising Whole Wheat Kids in a White Bread World
14. He Said Beer, She Said Wine: Impassioned Food Pairings to Debate and Enjoy, From Burgers and Brie to Beyond
15. The Ultimate Cheapskate's Road Map to True Riches: A Practical (and Fun) Guide to Enjoying Life More by Spending Less