I love the last one! Reminds me of a story. Two young newlyweds were sharing the house duties. The wife, planning to be late, had left a note with how to finish dinner, which was a roast. The note read: "Add one cup of water to the oven and turn off." The wife came home to find a cold, dry roast and a mug of water positioned perfectly in the oven!
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