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“ Tune out noise. Tote an MP3 player while holiday shopping and listen to calming songs to drown out noisy crowds. ”

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“ The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends that you only use alcohol-based hand sanitizers. The Mayo Clinic takes it a step further by saying that if the sanitizer doesn't contain alcohol, you should avoid it altogether and instead use soap and warm water. ”