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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.-- Lewis Grizzard
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
-- Woody Allen
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting 50 percent of publicity.
-- Lauren Bacall
Don't forget about Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
-- Jay Leno
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
-- Jimmy Carter
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
One has to be able to count only so that at 50 one doesn't marry a girl of 20.
-- Maxim Gorky
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.
-- Richard Pryor
A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple" comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-- Dave Meurer
Nobody wants to be married to a doctor who works weekends and makes house calls at 2 a.m. But every patient would like to find one.
-- Ellen Goodman
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