Comedians Gone Wise (page 2 of 2)

More Stand-Up Sayings

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
-- Buddy Hackett


Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, 'cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
-- Will Smith


Failure seldom stops you. What stops you is the fear of failure.
-- Jack Lemmon


The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
-- Steve Martin


Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
-- Bob Newhart


Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future.
-- Michael Palin


If you send out good people into the world, you know you've done something good.
-- Carl Reiner


Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly -- hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
-- Joan Rivers


Live by this credo: Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
-- Red Skelton

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