Quotes

What Marge & Homer Simpson Have to Say About Love
What Marge & Homer Simpson Have to Say About Love

They may be an unconventional (and, yes, fictional) couple, but they've made it work for 25 years… >>

13 of Clint Eastwood's Wisest Quotes on War, Women, and Being a Rebel
13 of Clint Eastwood’s Wisest Quotes on War, Women, and Being a Rebel

"The stronger the participation of the female characters, the better the movie." >>

11 Confidence-Boosting Quotes From Seriously Impressive Historical Women
11 Confidence-Boosting Quotes From Seriously Impressive Historical Women

Celebrate National Women's History Month during March with these wise words from 11 inspiring women… >>

12 Classic, Wise Proverbs, Updated Through the Eyes of a Cynical Writer
12 Classic, Wise Proverbs, Updated Through the Eyes of a Cynical Writer

Humorist Teddy Wayne makes common proverb sayings hilarious. >>

11 Jerry Seinfeld Quotes on Comedy, Confidence, and His 3 Rules for Living
11 Jerry Seinfeld Quotes on Comedy, Confidence, and His 3 Rules for Living

A collection of hilarious and thoughtful quotes from 
Jerry Seinfeld, a generation’s favorite… >>

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these funny, cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not… >>

David Carr: 10 Blunt, Introspective, and Downright Inspiring Quotes
David Carr: 10 Blunt, Introspective, and Downright Inspiring Quotes

The New York Times media columnist, culture writer, and author was known for his shrewd criticism… >>

12 Stephen King Quotes on Fear, Fitting In, and Being Walt Disney's 'Evil Twin'
12 Stephen King Quotes on Fear, Fitting In, and Being Walt Disney’s ‘Evil Twin’

Enjoy our curated chat with Stephen King, the irrepressible thriller master. >>

22 Successful People Confess the Best Advice They've Always Relied On
22 Successful People Confess the Best Advice They’ve Always Relied On

The nation's most interesting and accomplished people share words of wisdom that changed their… >>

10 Heartwarming Quotes from Classic Comic Strip Characters
10 Heartwarming Quotes from Classic Comic Strip Characters

They may be two-dimensional, but they're way deeper that you thought. >>

Betty White's 6 Best Zingers on
Betty White’s 6 Best Zingers on “Hot in Cleveland”

From our partner: On the TV Land series, the nonagenarian comedian shines in the Emmy®-nominated… >>

10 Billionaires Share Their Definition of Success
10 Billionaires Share Their Definition of Success

Sage advice you can use from the really, really rich. >>

11 Motivational Quotes from Shel Silverstein
11 Motivational Quotes from Shel Silverstein

Find creative inspiration in these quotes, curated from interviews with the poetic and artistic… >>

Joan Rivers: 7 Candid, Hilarious, Unapologetic Quotes
Joan Rivers: 7 Candid, Hilarious, Unapologetic Quotes

The trailblazing, Emmy award-winning comedian and talk-show host had something to say about… >>

10 Empowering Quotes from Women in Politics
10 Empowering Quotes from Women in Politics

From diplomats to champions of democracy, these impressive women share timeless advice. >>

8 Robin Williams Quotes That Show His Wit and Heart
8 Robin Williams Quotes That Show His Wit and Heart

Remember the incredible talent—and incredible soul—of the great Robin Williams with these… >>

8 Funny Marriage Quotes From Some of the Greatest Wits of All Time
8 Funny Marriage Quotes From Some of the Greatest Wits of All Time

Wise words and wisecracks that capture what it's like to tie the knot. >>