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		<description><![CDATA[When these strong, powerful people set their minds on higher learning, they wouldn't let everyday challenges get in their way. Here are their inspirational stories.]]></description>
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		<title>6 Compelling Reasons Why Gary Busey Should Be the Next Pope</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In focusing exclusively on established cardinals, Vatican judges have ignored the obvious frontrunner for the world's next Top Pope: prolific actor-turned-altruist Gary Busey.]]></description>
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		<title>Awesome Life Advice from Your Favorite Superheroes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you're looking to seize "a day, unlike any other!" remember these encouraging quotes, culled from classic comic book characters.]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, the Tweets He Would Tweet: If Dr. Seuss Had the Internets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If the Doctor were still around, we suspect he'd be spending his day like any one of us would: through an interminable flow of social media updates. Here's how that might go down.]]></description>
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		<title>Comedians in Chief? Funny Presidential Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Obama jokes about his dubious birth certificate, Lincoln ribs some lawyers, and George W. Bush defends his, er,  intelligence.]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On the prowl? Try one of these cheesy pick up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Amore: Sweet and Funny Love Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These silly jokes and pinnable quotes all capture that crazy little thing we call love.]]></description>
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		<title>Motivational Quotes from Eternal Optimists</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Meet six people who look on the bright side of life, and find inspiration in their unique, motivational quotes.]]></description>
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		<title>Ho, Ho, Ha: Funny Christmas Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These jolly holiday jokes and Christmas quotes will bring cheer even to the grumpiest Scrooge.]]></description>
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		<title>9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Writers, comedians, and other personalities reflect on Thanksgiving traditions with a collection of funny, quotable quotes.]]></description>
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