In a contest of pain tolerance, who has the higher threshold: Men or women? Men slam into each other playing football. Women go through child labor. Men beat each other up in mixed martial arts. WOMEN GO THROUGH CHILD LABOR. In case you’re on the fence about a winner, watch this video of 2 young German men who are hooked up to a contraction simulation machine, which mimics the sensations that a woman feels during childbirth. It’s safe to say they would probably opt for a punch in the mouth any day.
(YouTube Trick: If you want to hear what they’re saying, press the small “CC” logo across from the “Play” button on the YouTube screen for subtitles.)
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
Comedian Greg Davies
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.