We’ve been on the hunt for funny food blogs around here, and last week our intern Sheri sent me Fancy Fast Food. The authors, whom some might say have too much time on their hands, start with a fast-food meal, like this ingredient list from McDonald’s:
- 4 McRib sandwiches
- 1 large French fries
- 1 Caesar Salad (with croutons)
- 10 packets of Sweet ‘n Sour sauce
- 5 packets of Barbecue sauce
- 1 Vitaminwater
- 1 bottle of water
And then they turn it into a dish that looks perfectly homemade and traditional. Strange. But true. The Subway sandwich they turned into little petit fours? The Chipotle chips crushed for tamale filling? The Papa John’s pizza that is now puttanesca pasta? See it to believe it .
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.