10 Funny Food Quotes

Funny observations about food and eating from Julia Child, Yogi Berra, Miss Piggy and more!

from Reader's Digest | September 2008
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    "When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.'"
    -- Yogi Berra

    "The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
    -- Julia Child

    "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
    -- Calvin Trillin

    "I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
    -- W.C. Fields

    "Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either."
    -- Trixie Koontz

    "The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. "
    -- George Miller

    "Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter."
    -- Fran Lebowitz

    "Never eat more than you can lift. "
    -- Miss Piggy

    "A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
    -- P. J. O’Rourke

    "Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!"
    -- Tom Smothers