The 12 Cats of Christmas: Sing Along!

An updated carol, so you and your feline can haz all the holiday cheer.

By Brandon Specktor
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    Matthias Zirngibl / Wikimedia Commons

    On The Twelfth Day of Christmas, My Kitten Gave to Me...

    Jim / Wikimedia Commons

    ...12 Plumbers Plumbing...

    Scott Granneman / Wikimedia Commons

    ...11 Neighbors Griping...

    Rachel Luxemburg / Wikimedia Commons

    ...10 Tantrums Sleeping...

    Milan Nykodym / Wikimedia Commons

    ...9 Shady Glances...

    Chris / Wikimedia Commons

    ...8 Mice A-Freakin'...

    Glaue2dk/ Wikimedia Commons

    ...7 Free Plant Trimmings...

    Luis Miguel Bugallo Sánchez / Wikimedia Commons

    ...6 Attempts at Spaying...

    pinguino k / Wikimedia Commons

    ...5 VI-RAL MEEEEEMES!...

    Joyce-Rhiannon / Wikimedia Commons

    ...4 LOLling Nerds...

    Wilson Afonso / Wikimedia Commons

    ...3 New Friends...

    Eli Duke / Wikimedia Commons

    ...2 Awesome Hugs...

    Böhringer Friedrich / Wikimedia Commons

    ...And a Heart-Warming Christmas for Me!


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    Your Comments

    • Marian

      Just Precious Send more. Love cats.

    • anon

      I don’t much like the doomed mouse being gnawed to death by kitty.

    • dojobo

      no music

    • Jessica Jacquet

      Cassie Toe was a girl in my dad’s church. Sylvester Toe Jr. was a boy in my dad’s church. Sylvester Toe Jr. has an older sister, Cassie Toe. Xiomara Wolfmatian is four days old. My dad went to India in October 2007. My older sister went to Honduras in June 2010. Xiomara Wolfmatian has green eyes. Xiomara Wolfmatian was made on December 2, 2013. Wetzel Wolf has brown eyes. Hartley Hawaiian Butterfly Fish also has brown eyes. Alex Clark was a girl in my church. When I was in second grade, I pulled Alex Clark’s hair a lot. Casey Murray was a girl in my church. Casey Murray has an older sister, Cara, and a younger brother, Daniel. Wetzel Wolf was made on April 27, 2013. Urbana Ukrainian Spotted Steppe Pig has brown eyes.