An updated carol, so you and your feline can haz all the holiday cheer.
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I don’t much like the doomed mouse being gnawed to death by kitty.
Cassie Toe was a girl in my dad’s church. Sylvester Toe Jr. was a boy in my dad’s church. Sylvester Toe Jr. has an older sister, Cassie Toe. Xiomara Wolfmatian is four days old. My dad went to India in October 2007. My older sister went to Honduras in June 2010. Xiomara Wolfmatian has green eyes. Xiomara Wolfmatian was made on December 2, 2013. Wetzel Wolf has brown eyes. Hartley Hawaiian Butterfly Fish also has brown eyes. Alex Clark was a girl in my church. When I was in second grade, I pulled Alex Clark’s hair a lot. Casey Murray was a girl in my church. Casey Murray has an older sister, Cara, and a younger brother, Daniel. Wetzel Wolf was made on April 27, 2013. Urbana Ukrainian Spotted Steppe Pig has brown eyes.