12 Funny Things Your Christmas Tree Says About You
What your lights, be they multi-colored, white, or blinking, reveals to holiday company, plus the meaning behind the ornaments you hang.
By Rebecca Munsterer from Reader's Digest | December 2009
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White lights: You ask houseguests to remove their shoes.
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Multicolored lights: You’re an extrovert.
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Blinking Lights: You have attention deficit disorder.
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Homemade ornaments: You have lots of children.
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Strung Popcorn: You have too much time on your hands.
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Red balls only: You wish you lived in a department store.
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Yellow star on top: You’re traditional.
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Glowing Santa on top: You shop at Kitsch ‘R’ Us.
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Cutoff top: You didn’t measure the tree.
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Vague evergreen smell: You bought a healthy tree.
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Strong evergreen smell: You sprayed your tree with Pine-Sol.
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Just plain smelly: There’s a dead bird in your tree.
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