13+ Things a Burglar Won’t Tell You

Is it a crime to spend money on a home security system these days? A look inside the mind of convicted burglars will help you decide.

Interviews by Michelle Crouch from Reader's Digest | September 2009
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    1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

    2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

    3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste … and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

    4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.

    5. If it snows while you’re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

    6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don’t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it’s set. That makes it too easy.

    7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It’s not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

    8. It’s raining, you’re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don’t take a day off because of bad weather.

    9. I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don’t take me up on it.)

    10. Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

    11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

    12. You're right: I won’t have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

    13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you’re reluctant to leave your TV on while you’re out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com.)




    14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

    15. The two things I hate most: Loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

    16. I’ll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he’ll stop what he’s doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn’t hear it again, he’ll just go back to what he was doing. It’s human nature.

    17. Your alarm only works if it's on. I’m not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

    18. I love looking in your windows. I’m looking for signs that you’re home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I’d like. I’ll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

    19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It’s easier than you think to look up your address.

    20. Lock your windows. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it’s an invitation.

    21. If you don’t answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in. 

    Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina, Oregon, California, and Kentucky; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com; and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.

    Your Comments

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_USHG4RUY3UMT4EE35XNQRNITBY Brad S

      He says twice that he looks for gaming systems,  but he says he never goes into a kid’s room??

    • Skycloud58

      Home Invasion?, Wow, Try it !, haven’t had much fun in along while, so , after my German Sheperd get thru with you, whatever is left , I’ll put in the trash with a snow shovel.

      • a man

        I don’t think you realise how easy it is to kill a dog with you hands

        • Justice0501

          Right, because criminals are so successful killing K9 units…

    • Remhepburn1

      Knock all you want.I always answer the door with a handgun.

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    • Blc123123

      Consider video cameras as a deterrent, they are easy to see and you can post stickers around, on 24-7, most robbers will want to avoid being recorded either prowling or entering.

    • Private

      FakeTV, like this article, seems to think burglars are clean-cut White guys.  If you don’t understand your business that well, I don’t want your product.

    • Mcpherson

      Try to live in low crime areas; avoid proximity to metro areas with high populations. Let your lawn grow, the leaves unraked and let your son fix his car in your driveway–for however long it takes. Looking rich is looking ripe for thieves that sneak in the night (or broad daylight).  Also, leaving marksman targets posted on the tree in front doesn’t hurt, either. Just make sure they’re silhouettes of a burglar. If that doesn’t work, you’ll have to hang one from the tree…just to make a point.

    • Mcpherson

      Try to live in low crime areas; avoid proximity to metro areas with high populations. Let your lawn grow, the leaves unraked and let your son fix his car in your driveway–for however long it takes. Looking rich is looking ripe for thieves that sneak in the night (or broad daylight).  Also, leaving marksman targets posted on the tree in front doesn’t hurt, either. Just make sure they’re silhouettes of a burglar. If that doesn’t work, you’ll have to hang one from the tree…just to make a point.

      • webmaster

        The targets will let the crooks know you have a gun to steal.

    • Mindlessgue

      groos